SITE MAP For Lusers
<that would be YOU, luser>
and yes, i meant to spell it Luser... if you don't know why, then YOU ARE A LUSER
small wonders, small minds...
if you're looking at this page, then you must be too lazy to actually stumble around the website looking at stuff or looking for things, and too lazy to even look at the news page [ which is also listed somewhere down there for your convenience ] to see what's new or changed. so for you lazy buffoons, i give you a map of what's here to see. Happy now? you'd better be, damnit.
Opening Choice Page where you will find: <almost in order of appearance>
Guestbook <go write something in there, willya?>
Site Map <what you are looking at right now, Luser> <=== YOU ARE HERE
Succubus Bio Page <she IS the Goddess... bow down and worship>
Succubus On-Line Journal <it is what it says it is>
Succubus ICQ Link <page the Succubus with ICQ>
Succubus Pix <you know you want to see her live and in the flesh>
Incubus Bio Page <if you want to know who i am, here it is>
Incubus ICQ Link <page the Incubus with ICQ>
Incubus Pix <don't look at these... you'll go blind>
A Stolen Work of Art <i don't know... just something i wanted to share>
Pretty Little Fallen Angel <she's pretty... a lovely little Fallen Angel>
Credits <none of this would have been possible without the invaluable help of these cretins>
Pix of Babies <the Hel-Spawn of the Incubus and Succubus>
Disclaimer <allegedly legal stuff we thought might prove important someday>
Deeper Into The Garden <you know you want it deeper>
Fallen Angel <she knows who she is>
Ode to Pink Floyd's The Wall <the Succubus saw that for the first time a couple days ago>
Gothic Page <we know you wish you were a dark little neo-goth loser>
Links Page <look at all these links. they're COOL>
Poetry <various writings by various people>
Rainbows <the Succubus is an Alternative Lifestyle advocate>
Queer Links <where to go when you're Queer, or think you might be>
Anti-Christian Links <christians... can't live with them, can't kill them all off>
Fun And Games page <this is how we spend our spare time>
WarHammer 40,000 <Incubus has been feeding this addiction for years now>
Battle Report #1 <Succubus STOMPED the Incubus>
Diablo, Hellfire, Diablo 2 <we got addicted to this one early on, and still are>
WarCraft, WarCraft 2, WarCraft 2 Expansion <serious warcraft players>
StarCraft <this one addicted us more than the others did>
Odd Shit <really odd shit... you'll like it... i promise>
The Viga-SwartAlf <would you guess the Incubus came of this?>
Family Album <all together in one big happy family... sort of>
<and yes, each of the people listed on this page is yet another of this woman's myriad of personalities>
Morons <self explanatory, we hope>
Idiots 1 - Idiots 2 - Idiots 3 - Idiots 4 - Idiots 5 <don't look at these>
Alternative Sex Links <you get what you pay for>
Pagan Page <pagans... love them or throw them into the stew>
Pagan Links Page <all kinds of neat pagan-related stuff>
Faeries Page <Faeries... you know... very small magical people with wings?>
Raven's Troth Kindred <our Religious Affiliation... have a look>
Succubus ICQ Comms Panel <send an ICQ message to the Succubus>
Incubus ICQ Comms Panel <send an ICQ message to the Incubus>
Raven's Troth AsaTru Kindred -
Pagan Links Page - Membership Roster - Charter - Runes - By-Laws - Guest-book - AsaTru Alliance HomePage - AsaTru Folk Assembly HomePage - The Garden of Succubus - Pagan Page
HofBok -
Nine Noble Virtues - Six-Fold Goal - The Havamal - Words of Wisdom -
Legal Disclaimer <so that you know we reserve our copyright protection>
Blue Ribbon Free Speech Campaign HomePage
<please look at this page... it's in all our best interests to be aware of this stuff>
How many Lusers does it take to change a lightbulb?
you are
the
Luser to fail so far.