Disclaimer

Legal Disclaimer Stuff:

Allrighty then. Read the following information. i don't know if we have to put this stuff here or not, but i've seen other websites do it, and it seems like a safe thing to do, so we're going to do it too. you can never be too careful, you know? besides, some people are just so damned stupid, that you have to have this stuff just for your own protection. A lot of this stuff is going to seem pretty redundant and silly, but we had to do that for the foregoing reasons... and for my entertainment. so here goes:

This is an original WebSite. All material found herein is outright owned, copyrighted, and otherwise legally limited by the authors (The term Authors includes ALL contributors to the material of this website). all rights, copyrights, and other legal stuff are retained by said authors unless otherwise stated. Any reproduction outside this website is strictly prohibited unless prior written authorization is obtained.

Since the authorizing party concerned is me, it's safe to assume there ain't no way anybody is going to get any kind of authorization to reproduce anything. Well, unless you ask really really nicely. MAYBE.

Singular exception must be made at this point for some of the images contained herein, as they fall under either public domain (you can get them anywhere on the Web) or are taken directly from another website (with permission of course) where they are copyrighted or otherwise restricted, in which case they own the rights and you'd have to talk to them about reproduction permissions... which ain't too likely either.

however... and this is a key point... ALL written material contained herein is expressly copyrighted and owned by the authors. all rights are expressly reserved and any copyright violation will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law as provided under all pertinent statutes, both international and United States.

See, we put this stuff up here so other people can enjoy it, but we'll be really put out if somebody steals it and uses it for their own purposes... so if you do that we'll be forced to hunt you down and do really unpleasant things to you... like have you thrown in jail in a south american country or something equally nasty. We get really annoyed when people steal what we work so hard to put together. this is all original written work, and we'd really appreciate it if you'd do your own and not steal ours. okay?

and no "borrowing" our legal disclaimer, either.

Enter this site at your own risk!

Furthermore, some of the links found on this page are of an adult nature, which requires that the viewer be at least 18 years of age in most cases and 21 for others in order to view the material in question. All responsibility for age verification and adherence to the law falls directly on the consumer; the owners of this Site can not and will not be held responsible for underage (minor) viewers entering sites legally forbidden by their youth.

Also, Some of the other material found on this website may be considered objectionable or offensive to some people of a more sensitive or prudish constitution. So, if you're easily offended or object to things not fundamentally christian or outside normal societal standards, then you should probably not look around this website. We will not be held responsible for anyone's discomfort when viewing the material found on this site. after all, you've been warned.

All responsibility concerning age, suitability of material, or anything else falls directly upon the viewer, not the authors, and we will in no way be held responsible for damages or liability of any kind, either implied or explicitly engendered.

In other words, if you don't like it, don't fucking look at it!

If there are questions or complaints concerning this website, they can be directed to the following address: kwm04@cvip.fresno.com

So... since i'm not sure what else we're supposed to have in here,and i've run out of ideas for the moment, i guess that's it for now. This disclaimer will be updated from time to time as i find other legal and safety stuff to include, or anything that i feel might offend or irritate the readers... or simply amuses me. :)

Thank you for your cooperation and patience in these matters

The Authors of The Garden of Succubus

That's it. you can go back to the website now. we're done. :)